Oh, God.
How are you, Richard? Hot enough for you?
Yeah.
Hey, what are you doing?
You dummy, why don't you watch where you are going?
Does this look like 10:00, or like 10:30?
- Morning, Richard! - Good morning.
- You are a half hour late. - Only a half hour?
I am usually 45 minutes late. I am early today.
I see.
- Are you going to join me today or what? - Coming.
Give me your money and your wallets.
Get your ass out of here. It is too hot.
Color me old-fashioned, Rich, but I just love the park on a Sunday.
I would love it more if we didn't have to work today. Come on, let's go.
Let me open that for you, all right?
Hot enough for you, Larry?
No, Harris, why don't you turn up the heat?
Okay. I'll tell the engineer.
Cheap bastards. Turn off the air conditioning on the weekends.
- Let's go to the beach. - No.
- We are going to be here our whole lives. - Yeah, I am afraid so.
- I am going to the beach! - Give me those papers.
- The papers are going to the beach. - We aren't going.
You want these? You're coming to the beach.
- I guess we are going to the beach. - Wilson at the line.
That was beautiful. Replay.
Give me those papers!
- You think it's safe to go in the water? - No, better not.
- You just ate. You might get cramps. - I'll risk it.
We'll get back to you with more tunes, but first we'll hear...
the latest from Weather Central.
- What is happening out there, buddy? - Sizzle, sizzle...
as the Big Apple becomes the Baked Apple.
You better believe that these are...
Oh, Christ. Will you shut that thing off?
... continues before Labor Day weekend.
It is going to be the four "H's": hot, humid, hazy, and horrible.
This sucks. I am so unhappy.
- We should be at a real beach. - There are no more real beaches.
I mean we could go to Jones Beach and float around in the hospital waste.
Then again Coney Island is always real nice.
We could go there and watch the fish disintegrate in front of our eyes.
Wait a minute. Wait a goddamn... Hold the phone, buddy! I got it!
I got the $2 million. Where are your pages?
Get your pages.
Oh, my God! You are not going to believe what you see!
- Okay. - Turn to Page 28.
Right after 27.
- Got it. - All right? You got it?
I want you to turn to Page 41 now.
- I got it. - Check out line 18.
- Okay? - Yeah.
- You see it? - I see it.
What about it?
You are such a stupid piece of rat shit.
Hot!
- Watch your step! - I am being barbecued here!
All right. Okay. All right, buddy I am going to explain it to you real slow.
- Good. - Okay.
There's more than one check issued on the same life insurance policy claim.
One in December of '87, another in April of '88, and two more in June.
- Making any sense? - Yeah, he died four times.
Yes. According to this, he died four times.
So somebody screwed up. It wasn't us. Was it?
No. It wasn't us.
Don't you see? We just uncovered a $2 million error.
We're going to be heroes. We're going up the corporate ladder.
- This is good for me. - Yes, this is good for you.
- It's good for me, too. - I'll tell Lomax first thing in the morning.
- What page is it? - No, Larry. Let me tell him.
- We'll both tell him. - Okay. Great!
There is what's- her-name.
Stop staring at her.
You've not shut up about her for two months.
- Ask her out already, will you? - No. I don't know what to say.
She's a summer intern. She'll be gone in a week.
No, I've no idea what to say.
- Say "Hi, I want to go out with you." - I can't say that.
Why not?
Because there are too many people around.
It's New York City. There are always too many people.
Excuse me, miss.
Oh, shit.
Good weekend, Bob?
- You going to say something? - Shut up.
- You are blowing it. - Shut...
Please, shut up, all right?
Thank you.
Okay.
Try witty.
Say, "You know what would look good on you?"
- "Me." Huh? - Oh, please.
- Richard, that is a very good line. - Enough, look...
- if I wanted to talk to her, I'll talk to her. - Talk to her.
- Would you talk to her? - Would you stop?
- You want me to talk to her? - Yes.
Okay. Shut up.
Excuse me.
My aunt is very sick.
What?
Nothing.
I don't believe this, she's...
Now, don't flagellate yourself over this, Richard.
It was a very good effort. You'll get her next time.
Why did I just say that? Larry, I don't even have an aunt.
So what?
Anything going on?
There are these messages.
And you are late for the creative sales meeting, Mr. Lomax.
- Excuse us, Mr. Lomax. - Let me get that, sir.
Sammy. Hank. How are you?
Richard Parker, sir.
- Larry Wilson. - Whatever.
There's nothing from a Doreena, a Martha, Judy?
- No. - Well, that's their tough luck.
- Excuse us, Mr. Lomax. - What?
There's something we would like to show you.
Wait. It's Monday morning. After lunch, right?
Quite a bit after lunch.
Shoo.
Yeah, I got it, François.
That's $2.
Rich.
Look at Lomax.
God.
My God. Look at her.
My God.
Jesus. That guy.
Beautiful apartment. House at the beach.
Babes. A boat. A car.
Do you know how much it costs to park a car in Manhattan every month?
- More than my rent. - I mean, it's only fair.
His car is a bit bigger than your apartment.
So my apartment is small. It's dark.
It's hot. It's in a high-crime area. Beats living with Mom and Dad.
All right. Enough. It's just until I can afford something decent.
Something without wall-to-wall cockroaches.
All I have to do is just keep setting my goals and working hard...
- I'll be fine. - You are so naive.
- I'm sorry. - Excuse me.
Go ahead. Oh, God.
I hope your aunt feels better.
- What? - I said...
She said, "I hope your aunt feels better."
My aunt? The sick aunt. Yes, she is fine.
They thought it was...
Either get on the elevator or get off.
I'll be back.
And I lose again.
I won. I have a date.
- You are kidding. - No.
Gwen and I, Thursday night, 8:00 p.m., dinner.
- Fabulous. - It was the clumsy approach. It worked.
You are going to want to borrow my apartment.
No, but thank you. That's sweet.
But I can't do that to you. Thank you.
If she finds out you live with your folks, you will embarrass yourself.
Yeah, I know, but I can't do that to you.
It is the cockroaches, isn't it?
- Well... - They scatter when the lights go on.
Mr. Parker, Mr. Lomax will see you now.
I feel lucky.
No, I only want the Maserati if it comes in that jet black.
Look, if you can't do it for me...
I'll just have to take my business to another dealer.
Yeah.
So paint it! I mean how hard can this whole thing be?
Right.
All right. See, that's better.
See how easy it is to do business with me?
No trade. Strictly cash.
Right.
All right. Good.
Gentlemen, what have you got for me?
As you may or may not know, Mr. Lomax...
Larry and I have been, I mean, working.
- Where is he going? - I don't know.
What are we supposed to do?
Bet that thing moves, huh? Jesus.
- Put that back. - It's a beautiful boat.
You gentlemen were saying...
Yes, well.
As you might have heard...
Larry and I have been reprogramming the accounts on the new computer system.
- Right. - Thanks.
Sir, it's a very big job.
A big job. We have been working hard.
A very big job.
I've been at it for quite some time. Weekends also.
- Weekends, late, and... - Why don't you show him?
Thank you.
We've got something you should know about.
- Got them both there? - Yes. Page 28 and 41.
You sure these figures are accurate?
- Yes. - Positive.
Yes, sir, Mr. Lomax.
Bernie.
Call me Bernie.
I mean my father is Mr. Lomax, right?
Okay, Bernie.
- Yes, it's all there in black and white. - We both worked on this one, Bern.
"E."
Bernie.
- Papers. - Right here, Bernie.
If anything has to go, I am glad it's my vision...
and not the old joystick, you know what I mean?
That's computer ink, sir.
Oh, no, you are wrong. Look.
There are multiple checks issued because there were several policies written.
You didn't take into consideration that it's normal...
especially when using a fluctuating COL index to combine...
look here, a package containing short-term and straight life policies...
in an overall insurance portfolio.
Now you are wasting my time.
Richard worked on that part, sir.
That is true, Bernie.
But if you were to look at the back page, where the policy indexes are...
you'll notice that the remaining policies...
are dated after the policy holder died, Bernie.
You are right.
You are absolutely right. Gentlemen, this is good work.
Very, very good work.
Thank you, Bernie.
I hate to say this, but it appears as if somebody is trying...
to defraud the company. Perhaps we should check back records.
Somebody tried to smoke it past the wrong guy.
No smoking.
Gentlemen, how long have you two been working here?
- Nineteen months and a week. - I am not really sure.
- A little longer, I think. - Longer? I was here before you.
No, Richard. I trained you.
I came here in January, you came the end of May.
I trained you.
Whatever!
What I am saying is that I think there is a big future here...
for a couple of bright fellows like yourselves.
Thank you.
But I'd like to go over these numbers with you...
just to make sure that you've gotten everything.
The only trouble is if someone is trying to...
like you said "smoke it past the wrong guy"...
I'd like to just keep it confidential.
I mean there is no sense sending up a bunch of red flags.
No, absolutely not.
If you would like, we'll work late.
- Yes, I mean we'll work weekends. - Weekends are very good for me.
Weekends. Good idea.
Give us plenty of time together, no distractions.
It is Labor Day.
I got an idea.
How would you two like to come to my house at the beach?
- Me? - Us?
Yeah. Hampton Island.
Ever been there? Well, you will love it.
When we're not working, there are distractions.
There are women, swimming, boating, famous people.
Well?
- Love to! - Okay.
Good! It's settled.
We are going to have a good time, I guarantee.
My secretary will write down the directions...
- give you the ferry schedule. - The ferry schedule?
It's the only way to get there, unless you have a boat. I don't know.
I have never even been on a boat.
I was once on the Staten Island Ferry with my folks...
Whatever. You come out Friday night, you'll have a great time, I guarantee it.
I'll even drive you back to the city myself on Monday. Okay?
We don't know what to say, Bernie.
You don't have to say anything.
If you two uncovered what I think you uncovered...
old Bernie here owes you both a great deal. I mean it sincerely.
Now get out of here. Go on.
He loves us.
The man absolutely loves us.
You have to kill them, Vito.
Let me explain something to you.
We don't do that anymore. We are a corporation now.
We are in the market. We invest.
Real estate. Car rentals. Parking lots.
Parking lots. That's good.
- I understand that, but... - Didn't I order the walnut dressing?
- Yes, you did. - Taste that.
Does that taste anything like walnut dressing? Tell me.
This is the raspberry vinaigrette.
Should I have Paulie go and talk to the chef?
This goddamn raspberry vinaigrette...
Excuse me, Vito.
I know how important food is to you, I mean...
But we've got a problem here.
I give problems. I don't get problems.
How do you propose to handle it?
Let's make it a murder-suicide job. All right?
Okay, gentlemen?
I'll plant some money, fake a note, and they can take the rap and...
I won't even have to change the books.
What do you think?
I like it. It's creative.
I am a little rusty. But it'll come back to me.
Okay.
- Do it. - This is good.
I mean this is really good. Good.
I think we are going to have some fun.
- I have to get going. I really do. - What, no dessert?
They do a wonderful crème brûlée here. It's delicious.
No, gentlemen, I really must be going. Thanks for dinner, Vito.
I got to go powder my nose.
Forget the accident with the two guys.
Take care of Lomax.
He's getting too careless...
too greedy.
Besides...
he's screwing my girlfriend.
But you said we were going to spend the weekend at the beach!
You heard the conversation. What am I supposed to do about it?
- Bernie. - What?
I told Vito I was going to spend some time with my mother!
I have to see you, Bernie.
Cut it out.
- What's wrong with you? Wait a minute. - What?
- I have an idea. - What?
You are on, 9:00 Friday night. I'll be at the apartment.
Just use your key. All right?
I'll wear something special.
I bet you never had sweet and sour matzo balls before.
No.
- I am glad you finally asked me out. - You are?
I wish you had asked me out sooner.
Today was my last day at work. I am going back to college.
We could still have this weekend together, right?
I am spending it with my folks.
- Are your folks in town? - No.
Is this the intimate evening I promised you, or what?
You think there's anywhere we could go to just sit and talk...
and not have to scream and get run over by garbage trucks?
- Hey, want to throw her in? - How you doing?
I'd invite you to my apartment, but I have five roommates.
And they are all at home doing their hair right now.
That's a lot of hair. But it's clean. I like that.
It's either that or living with my parents, and I don't think that's a good idea.
I can't blame you. Who'd want to live with their folks? That's no good.
- Do you have any roommates? - No. Roommates? No. None.
Why don't we go to your place?
Come on, baby. You're not a woman. Are you? Tell me the truth.
Okay.
Why are you tiptoeing?
Because...
the people who live downstairs, they're very light sleepers.
They get angry when I walk.
Why are you whispering?
- Am I? - Yes.
I am. That's because of the walls. They are too thin.
- Make yourself at home. - Thank you.
Look at this teak. I mean this whole apartment.
Sort of '60s style.
Yeah. I know. I've been meaning to redo that for years.
No, I love it. I mean, it's very hip.
I think you have done the place beautifully.
I like it. It's home.
You know, it's a side of you I never would have expected.
I'm very impressed.
- Are you? - Yeah.
About what?
This apartment has got to be expensive.
So obviously you could have taken me to some flash restaurant instead of that...
Is "dump" the word you are groping for?
You didn't like Hymie's Hunan?
- It's a four-star dive. - It was great. I loved it.
It's just that some men would try to impress women by...
pretending to be something they are not.
I absolutely agree. That's a terrible way to begin a relationship.
Pretending to be something you are not.
Oh, God.
You don't have to answer this if you don't want to...
but how do you afford a place like this?
I don't like to brag.
I just feel uncomfortable showing off my money...
but I've made some wise investments. I dabble in the stock market.
And of course my parents were rather well off.
Do you want to sit?
They passed away?
Yes.
They must have been young.
Oh, yeah.
I feel I can trust you.
They were in a train accident.
Yeah, I mean I don't know what it was with trains...
but they just always liked to travel in trains.
I am sorry.
- How awful for you. - Yeah.
You know, I always thought trains were so much safer than planes.
Well, actually, a plane...
fell on the train.
- Richard. - Gwen.
There's a man in his underwear in your kitchen.
He's... He's with me.
He's my butler. But...
- You have a butler? - Yeah. Don't get him started.
He'll just go away if you just be quiet.
Sorry. I didn't realize you had company.
Good evening, young lady.
That's all right, Monroe.
Yes, will you, please, just go lay out my navy blue suit for the morning?
Please.
- How about if I lay you out? - Very well.
- You let your butler talk to you like that? - Well, he is a vet.
He has got a steel plate in his head.
Gwen, it's not what you think.
Goodbye, Richard.
I'll grab the bow line.
- Hey, Skeet. How are you doing? - Hey, Mr. Lomax.
Here you go, my friend. Buy yourself a girlfriend.
Where have you been, Candy?
- Hey, Bernie. How about a drink? - A little bit later.
- Yo, Bernie. The cocktail flag is up. - A little bit later.
Booze and women. That is my lifestyle and I love it!
And I!
- George, how are you? - Nice to see you, Mr. Lomax.
What are you doing here? I fired you last week.
- I just want my $90, okay? - Bullshit!
You drank my liquor and the toilets still don't work.
I don't want to see you.
Get out of here!
You come back again, I am going to call the cops!
You son of a bitch.
- I am sorry. I think she needs a little B-12. - Whatever.
This is Bernie. Leave a message, I'll get right back to you.
- Goodbye, Mr. Lomax. - Bye.
Hello?
Hey, Lomax. It's Paulie. I just got to the island.
You are early.
Those schmucks are not coming until the 6:00 ferry...
- and I still have to plant the note. - Yeah.
So where is your house?
It's on the point, top of the dune.
Look, Paulie, don't kill them while I am around.
Bernie, we are on a phone here.
Right. You are right. Okay, I am sorry.
The point is, I just want to be back in New York with an alibi, okay?
Yeah. Don't worry about it.
Oh, God!
Rich. It is leaving. Come on!
I told you we should've taken a taxi from the station.
- There's another boat in a half hour. - We'll miss the parties.
We got it. Excuse me.
- Sorry. - Coming through.
Don't be ridiculous! What are you doing? We are not jumping on this boat!
- Do you hear me? - Here we go!
Listen to me, Larry, we are not jumping on this boat!
- Jesus Christ! My elbow! - Piece of cake!
Thanks, pal.
This ferry isn't leaving. It's docking.
- Okay. We're early. - You schmuck.
- What is your name? - What is your name?
- Larry. - Hi, Larry. I am Michelle.
Come on! Lighten up there, Rich! We are on our way!
I am so depressed. I made a fool out of myself last night.
Of course you did.
- I should've stayed home. - What are you talking about?
We've been summoned to the mountain top. This is good for your career.
You know, by the time this weekend is over, I promise you won't even remember...
what's- her-name's name. I'll get you a drink. Come on.
Look, I'll see you later.
Goodbye, young man. Nice talking to you.
That is good. This is very good.
- I did not hear you come in. - I know.
I am real good at that.
- I told you the guys aren't here yet, didn't I? - You did.
- Good. - Quite a shack you have here.
It's home.
Can I have a cigarette?
Cigarette.
Sure.
What was...
Quite a ride, huh, Bern?
Glorious day out, or what?
Where's Bernie?
I got it right here. It says it's the last house on the point, top of the dune.
Pardon me, Monsignor, sir, could you tell me where the top of the dune is?
- Bless you, my son. - Thank you, Father.
Look, we'll find it. Okay.
- You know, it's an island, right? - How hard can it be?
Excuse me. Is this the way to...
- Yo, is this Bernie Lomax's house? - Sure is.
Wow.
Holy shit. Look at this.
Come on, Rich.
Oh, beautiful.
Oh, my God. He has got a pool.
He has got a goddamn pool at the beach. It's heated.
I love this man.
This is inspiring. Look at this view.
- I am getting laid. - Sure beats Coney Island.
What? Should we just walk in?
No, we'll stand out here all weekend. Come on, we are houseguests.
Hello! Bernie, we are here.
Amazing.
I am home.
Excellent.
- Admit it. You are glad you came. - Okay, I admit it.
- We got three days of this ahead of us. - Oh, yeah. This is something.
I mean a place like this must go for what, a $1.6 million, $1.7 million. Unfurnished.
- Good God! That's a Lichtenstein! - What? Where?
Not the piano. The painting. It's an original.
Of course it is.
All of this could be yours, if you set your goals and work hard.
My old man worked hard. All they did was give him more work.
Hey, is Bernie around?
Hello. No, haven't seen him. But we just got here.
We're going to be here all weekend. We are houseguests.
Tell him Tawny borrowed his boat to go skiing.
Hi, Tawny. I am horny.
- Hi. Look, don't forget to tell Bernie, okay? - Okay.
Tawny, you wouldn't happen to know where Bernie is, would you?
He's probably making the rounds.
Everybody parties from house to house, but they always end up here. Bye!
- And you didn't want to come. - I admit it, I was wrong.
Oh, my God.
Nothing but champagne and caviar. Pierre Jouët.
This guy is my idol.
- Don't open that. - Why not?
We are houseguests, come on. You want some?
No, thanks. This is strange. Where's our host?
You heard Tawny. He's out partying. Come on.
Let's check out the rest of this joint.
This is fabulous.
I found him. Mr. Lomax.
Bernie! How are you doing? Great place.
I hope you don't mind, but we just walked in. We didn't know that you...
Bernie?
He's sleeping.
Yeah.
It's not even dark out and he's out of his skull.
He's been working awfully hard, you know.
Don't slap him. That's your boss.
I know. He's meditating.
He's not. He's like dead, man. Come on, let's walk him around.
We'll get the blood circulating.
There we go. Okay, this way.
Here we go.
That's it. Move those feet, Bernie. That's a boy.
- Here you go. - Get him up.
Carry your weight, here, Richard.
Come on, Bernie.
- Move those feet. - He's giving me a hernia.
I am losing him. Put him on the couch.
- We can't just leave him like this, you know. - Come on, Bernie.
Get your hand off me, Bernie.
I'll make the coffee.
Don't you worry, Mr. Lomax, we'll make you some coffee, fix you right up.
Tell you what, let's just make you a little more comfy.
That is better. There you go.
You are dropping things right out of your pocket here.
You want to come in here for a minute?
- Yeah, look, Rich, is instant okay? - That's fine.
- Good. What? - Look what I found in his pocket.
Wow.
Jesus.
I never knew he was into the drug scene.
God. Look how much is here.
This is not recreational. This is a career.
This man needs some help. You know that?
If he's not careful, he's going to wake up dead.
I watch 20/20. I know the statistics.
I read.
- What? - Larry, Lomax is dead.
He can't be.
Why do these things always happen to me?
What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?
Why would he do this? I mean, he had everything.
A house. Cars. Women.
This is tragic.
I don't understand why he couldn't wait until Monday to kill himself.
Look. We have to call the police.
And how am I going to get back to the city? He promised me a ride.
Knock it off, Larry. Who cares about a ride? We are talking death here.
I mean this is just my luck.
I finally catch a break at the office...
finally see some light at the end of the tunnel and wham! Gone!
Wait a minute. What am I going to tell them?
They might think we had something to do with it.
I told everyone we were going to Bernie's house for the weekend.
They were so jealous. I mean, I loved it.
- Now what am I going to tell them? - I don't know.
Bernie, you should have been on the court.
- What a great day. - Do you see him?
Where are you?
Bernie, baby, get off your ass. It's party time!
You should have been out there sailing with us today.
The sun was fabulous, the wind was fabulous, we had a great time.
- Hi, guys. - Hi.
Love you, darling, just love you. You know, you could use a little sun.
We are going again tomorrow if you want to go.
Lie on the deck, catch those rays. Don't worry. I'll help myself.
He's dead.
That's the idea, isn't it? Cheers.
Hi, Bern!
Hey, Bernie.
Hi, Bernie.
Hey, dude. You need to pump some iron.
So, Bernie. What about your Porsche?
Had a chance to think about my offer?
You know, $30,000 is a more than decent price for that car.
You just think about it, take your time, don't rush into anything. See you later.
Excuse me.
You promised me a review...
on the front page of the Sunday Times book section.
I know, Alice, but he won't bend on it.
He says there's no interest in the subject matter.
Pardon me. What's the book about?
Whether Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were secretly married.
- Eyes, nose, and breasts. - How much?
A little tuck here, little sand there, a little lift there.
Do I need that much?
These people. Where did all these people come from?
Floating party. Happens every weekend.
- Like a drink? - No, thanks.
Yeah, I'd love some champagne, thanks.
Hey, Bernie. What a radical party.
Got to move your workout to late tomorrow afternoon, B.
Liza's maid is over for the weekend, and I had to give her your regular time.
Thanks, Klaus. I got it.
See you, Bern.
Feels good, eh, Bern? You are really loose.
Never seen you this relaxed before. Keep it up.
I've got to go. Duty calls.
Hey, babe.
Hi, Bernie. I hear you got something for me.
A little present.
Playing games, are we?
It's got to be in here somewhere.
I think I found something.
Thanks a lot, Bernie.
Doesn't anyone realize he's dead?
Okay, Bernie, I'm going to shoot the wad.
I can't believe I'm doing this. I am going to go $40,000.
No? You'll be begging me.
We have to call the police.
Here.
- Some of the biggest producers. - Yeah?
Hello, is this the police? Yes...
I got an idea.
I know it's going to sound funny, but just hear me out.
No, why is the hair on the back of my neck starting to stand up?
Okay, now, we could call the police, we could do that...
but you know where we'd be spending our weekend...
in some hot police station answering questions we don't know the answers to.
Now, obviously Bernie felt he owed us something here...
some small little favor for discovering those mistakes at the company.
That's why he invited us out here for the weekend in the first place.
It'd be almost disrespectful not to grant him his final wish.
All I am saying is, why don't we just pretend he didn't die?
Just for a bit?
I don't believe I am hearing this.
I loved that man. He loved me.
I know he loved you.
He'd want this.
I mean he would really want this.
Yes, Operator, can you get me the police, please? Thank you.
Incidentally, you're a disgusting human being.
Gwen.
- Well, hello, Gwen. - Wayne. Hi.
Hampton Bay Police Department.
Hello?
It's amazing.
- Hello. Police department. - I'll call the police.
No, you know, you were right. Bernie would have wanted it this way.
No, I think we should call the police.
Larry, just give me 10 minutes, okay?
Take 20.
- Hi. - Hi, Freda.
Darling, you look wonderful.
$45,000.
Plus free tennis lessons. That's it, take it or leave it.
Is this guy a tough negotiator or what?
Keep the piece of shit.
What a bash.
You animal. You are insatiable.
You slay me, Bernie.
- I've got to talk to you. - Bernie is a little wasted right now.
Hi. Wait. Okay.
I can't blame you if you never want to speak to me again.
If I were you, I wouldn't want to speak to me, either.
But I just want to tell you I am sorry for being such a jerk last night.
I don't know what got into me. I hope you can forgive me.
It was kind of funny, seeing your father in his underwear and everything.
- So you do forgive me? - No, but it was kind of funny.
I'll never lie again. Honest.
So what are you doing here?
Mr. Lomax invited me and my friend Larry for the weekend.
- Moving up in the company? - Yeah.
I saw this great play. Yeah, it's called...
You are on your own for a minute here.
Great writer.
Well, hello.
I'm Larry.
Fuck off, Larry.
Okay.
By the way, how's your aunt?
- Who? - Your aunt?
- She passed away. - I'm sorry.
It's all right.
Didn't you say you'd be spending this weekend with your parents?
- Yes, I did. I am. They have a house here. - Great.
There's Bernie. I wanted to thank him for my summer job.
I'll be right back.
No!
What?
Nothing.
Go see Bernie about it. Go see Bernie.
- Gwen, darling, how are you? - Fine, thank you.
Have I ever told you I never liked the name Gwen on you?
To me you'll always be Vanessa.
Her father and I, we went to Harvard together.
You are probably right. Oh, Bernie.
Here we go, sugar, move it over! Okay, baby?
Asshole!
- I don't understand why we've to move him. - Don't ask. Just move him.
Here we go. Ready?
- I can't believe I'm touching a dead body. - He was your boss. Come on, let's go.
- What a kidder. - Bernie, you had a little too much.
Come on, you had too much again, you big knucklehead.
Come on, let's go.
Come on. He is crazy.
Here we go. Walk it off, big guy.
Nice outfit.
Look even nicer crumpled up on my floor in the morning.
Polyester doesn't crumple.
- Here we go. That's it, Bernie. - Hi, Bernie.
- Just like last week, huh? - Come on.
All right. Okay.
Look me in the eye. $50,000.
Yes! I knew it! Thank you, Bernie!
Thank you so much. This guy is like family.
You are beautiful!
Grab him. Larry.
- Jesus. - Oh, God.
- Hi, boys. Great view. - Hello, there. How are you?
I give it an 8.3.
We can't just leave him there, you know.
Girl. Beach. Sand. Surf. Moonlight. Did you ever see Here to Eternity?
You are right. We better get him.
- Thirty minutes. Then we call the cops. - Not a second more.
Ladies, how are you?